Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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