I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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