That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I need to calm my uterus...
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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