We need to rekindle our bromance
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Randomize
