D3 body, D1 cock
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I stole a fireplace last night.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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