A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Sponge bath it is.
Small penises have feelings too.
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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