Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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