The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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