Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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