..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
