she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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