I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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