i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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