I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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