Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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