How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
operation harelip BJ is a go
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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