Farmville is her only friend.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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