I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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