There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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