i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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