Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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