There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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