go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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