her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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