I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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