I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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