well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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