Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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