would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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