Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Me too!
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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