i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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