Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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