so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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