physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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