Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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