you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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