she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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