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what?
penguin condom
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We are two peas in an std pod
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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