sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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