did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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