I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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