what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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