absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm both gender and math confused
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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