Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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