We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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