I feel like I'm in dance class right now
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Randomize
