Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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