I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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