Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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