Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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