Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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