Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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