we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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